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There are two separate yet equally important aspects of the Joy Ride which you need to know to fully appreciate how ludicrous it is, and neither of them are dildos.

Even grandma is going to figure that one out.

Hence we have forehead dildos, chin dildos, knee dildos, back dildos, and now the majestic heel dildo.

Because while everyone is entitled to their legal fetish of choice, it doesn't make it easy to explain things when you get off on outside insides.

is actually a cover that can be fitted to your own ride, with a "discreet yet powerful" vibrator tucked inside.

Your best bet for discretion is parking it in the garage with some upturned coffee cups over the dongs.

"And the final rule: If this is your first night at Glory Hole Club.

Imagine that, only now the Road Runner is only putting his dick in the hole.

Who's into this sort of thing, and what manner of amputee is willing to stump you? Of course he noticed that Alex wears no panties and hides plastic cock in her teen pussy.