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] 4 Explorer Woman Ray The? Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.

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We could show you the Relic Hunter opening, but this clip more ably illustrates why the series was made, and why it lasted three whole seasons.

3 Feed Sluster from Fiend Hunter Feed is an Indiana Jones rip-off twice removed, as he? t give Indy an even cuter dog, we? Feed Sluster is even dumber than his name.

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