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In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! 15 A husband says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.

How many is a brazilian? If you are in a party and you are looking for a good way to tell that hot girl that you would like to take her somewhere and tales things a little further with her, you can certainly use this flirty and naughty knock knock joke to drop her hint.

This dirty knock knock joke is probably one of the best ways you can flirt with any of your hot girlfriends.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful mommy.

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So without further ado, here are some snappy dick jokes because sometimes, you just gotta talk about dick.

The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five-year-old ass? " 36 The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.

A: Ate something If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? If you make a lifestyle out of it, it can be hard on the knees.